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I’m currently watching this movie. It’s definitely one of my all time favorites.
Maisy’s Teacher: Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
[Maisy raises her hand]
Maisy’s Teacher: Maisy?
Maisy Russell: My Uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maisy’s Teacher: Honest?
Maisy Russell: Mmhm.
Maisy’s Teacher: Why was your Uncle microwaving your socks?
Maisy Russell: He can’t get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maisy’s Teacher: BLASPHEMER!
Funniest thing I have seen in my life.
“Bitch, I ain’t Cho Chang!”